I’m Just Average, Common Too

Do you ever feel totally average? That have nothing unique to offer the world? We all do sometimes and @NormalTweetGuy is there to help put things into perspective. 

So Normal

Dear @NormalTweetGuy,

You inspire me. Your bland, hackneyed and completely generic Tweets are so totally unoriginal that you stand out from the crowd. It’s really quite an accomplishment; the level of the self-awareness, the cultural consciousness. You turn the banal into pure deadpan comedy capturing the zeitgeist of social media in the process. You just get it.

Sorry if all those big words are over your head, I know you’re just a regular guy. Where did you go to college? Probably somewhere totally generic like Texas Tech or Oklahoma State. Favorite food? Pizza, perhaps a burger. Favorite sports franchises? Yankees, Heat, Packers, Man U most likely. How’s the sex life? I only need one guess at what your favorite position is. I would ask you some more questions, but I’m pretty sure I already know the answers.

Wait. I do have one important question: What’s your sign?

Please never change Normal Guy. NEVER

~Hayden

Oh and here’s a song for you!

Bob Dylan – I Shall Be Free No. 10

RESPONSE- (In comment section) 

Hello!

Thank you so much for the letter! It was a great surprise and it was very thoughtful! I will try my best to answer your questions!

I went to the local state school for college! I thought about going away, but I really benefited from in state tuition! I really like pizza, but I don’t think could eat it for every meal! It depends on what I am in the mood for! My favorite sports teams are my local teams! It’s nice to get to watch them on tv every week!

I don’t really believe in astrology!

Oh! And thank you for the song! I hope you are well!

Sincerely!
NTG

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2 thoughts on “I’m Just Average, Common Too

  1. Guy says:

    Hello!

    Thank you so much for the letter! It was a great surprise and it was very thoughtful! I will try my best to answer your questions!

    I went to the local state school for college! I thought about going away, but I really benefited from in state tuition! I really like pizza, but I don’t think could eat it for every meal! It depends on what I am in the mood for! My favorite sports teams are my local teams! It’s nice to get to watch them on tv every week!

    I don’t really believe in astrology!

    Oh! And thank you for the song! I hope you are well!

    Sincerely!
    NTG

  2. Frito says:

    Hey, watch it. Average is coolest where I come from. All alike is very comfortable and don’t you try to change it.

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