The Most Interesting Man in the World

Dear Jonathan Goldsmith,

Is it a burden being “The Most Interesting Man in the World”? You play this larger than life character and everywhere you go people must come up to you expecting this smooth Latin playboy. But where are gorgeous young ladies ready to giggle at all the charming comments? Why don’t you have a suave Spanish accent? Why are you white? How disappointed they must be to learn that you’re really a mostly retired actor who lives in Vermont. Not Miami. Not Barcelona or Mexico City. Vermont. Plus you can only drink one brand of beer for basically the rest of your life. Not a bad beer but I think “The Most Interesting Man in the World” would agree that variety is the spice of life.

Riding the wave of your Dos XX exposure, you’ve used your recent relevance to promote a some rather unique animal causes, Senor Goldsmith.  You support the S.A.B.R.E Foundation whose mission is to protect and preserve the Siberian Tiger. Cool. Also, you’re featured in a campaign sponsored by Orvis that aims to cure canine cancer. Now that’s a new one for me. I mean why not… dogs get cancer too I guess, but maybe let’s try and cure human cancer first?

With some personal relevance to me, you were in the 1970’s hit show Dallas. Can’t say I’ve ever watched it (neither new or old) but I hear it was a big deal. By the way, who did shoot RJ?

Well, stay thirsty my friend.


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