Opening Day Blues

Yes, pray a pitching miracle.

Dear Jon Daniels,

The baseball season is really long. April-September (October if we’re lucky) is most of the calendar year. As GM of the Texas Rangers your job is realistically an all year commitment, but for the purpose of this letter, let’s call your “season” the team’s off-season.

Opening Day is here! Kick back, have a few drinks, and watch your off-season efforts in action! At this point the table is mostly set and unfortunately, that table is already wobbling on 3 legs.  That missing leg is the injury rife pitching staff and we can only to keep the table upright until the carpenters come to fix it. I recommend Yu & Derek’s Carpentry and their apprentice Matt. They do good work I hear.

We’ll see if Tanner can hold the table up today. He’s never done it before though so who knows…

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