Dear Youree Dell Harris (formerly known as Miss Cleo),
When I was around 10 years old, my friends and I would stay up late and see your infomercials on TV. We would call the hotline and play weird music or silly sound bites through the phone and thought it was HILARIOUS. I think the “psychics” on the other end of the phone found it hilarious also, mostly because they were charging us the whole time. Yes, I got a talking to for those shenanigans.
After reading up on the facts, I hate that your image got tarnished and you didn’t even make a much money on the scam. It’s ok that the accent was mostly fake and it wasn’t ever you on the phone. I’m sure some people has their mind’s blown by your readings and felt they got their money’s worth, but as the saying goes, a fool and his money are soon parted. At the ever least, the infomercial spawned this piece of comedy gold: